March 2012
My Energy Level →
fuckyeahlaughters:
Normally:
The minute I have to start working/studying:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
SNOOKI IS PREGNANT
pupfresh:
Yup.
“Oh god. They’re breeding.”
Direct quote from both me and my sister…
“Don’t forget to smile! Today is a better day!”
– (via itsstephumz)
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
4 tags
You'll play the love & baby I'll play the lead, so...
FREE PANCAKE DAY
pupfresh:
Today is International Free Pancake Day at iHop. If you don’t go get yourself some free pancakes, you’re goofin hard.